Weird things I saw while driving today.

• A white laundry basket filled with neatly folded clothes on the side of a busy highway
• A bloody sneaker
• A man dressed for church riding a red lawn mower down the center line
• 3 white BMWs on 3 separate highways with their hoods up and a man standing at the rear, waiting
• A fat older woman in a fancy red dress stumbling out of the woods then crawling up the embankment
  
• A tattoo-less bare-chested man on a motorcycle
• 4 cops chasing a Bassett Hound with a noose on a stick
• A black and yellow mobile check cashing van with the warning: armed guard and dog inside- Beware.