Things I ALMOST Miss

  There are so many things I used to have, thought I needed, or simply wanted.
  Somedays I miss them—
 Until I remember how much upkeep and cost they entailed.
 Things like:

 A size 2 body
 A 50 gallon freshwater aquarium
 assorted houseplants in every room
 A large vegetable garden
 A summer and a winter wardrobe
 A size 2 body
 reptiles, any caged sort
 long, perfect fingernails
 multiple hairy dogs
 Fresh flower bouquets
 Did I mention a size 2 body?