Friday, July 27, 2007

Being right about someone's ass can be fulfilling.

My husband says I should be happy. Usually being right makes me very, very happy. In this case, i should be doubly happy, because not only was I right, I was proven right by a DOCTOR.

My husband has no ass.

It's true. The chiropractor, an ex- trainer for the San Francisco 49's and former champion body builder has confirmed:
My husband has no ass.

*wrings her hands in glee* as she devises monstrously painful glute exercises...
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