Best overheard conversation this month-- so far.
Tween Kids talking about the weird girl at school
S: I bet if you lifted her skirt you’d find ALL the dirty secrets.
C: Eww. I wouldn’t want to lift her skirt! I bet if you did, you’d find Medusa.
S: Hey man, you like Greek mythology?
Best ad copy for a car.
New Cadillac CTS rolls onto screen, sexy female voiceover:
"When you turn your car on... does it return the favor?"
Potentially best new toy.