If Yoda Was a Porn Star.

He might say, "Would to see my little friend you like, hmm? "

He might take marketing to a whole new level at Christmas time... if he had an employee like me.

He might have to do a super special unveiling, with an XXX rating.

 ( that was your warning, people)

   He might proclaim, "Ornaments for the masses, there will be.  Hmmmmmm."


Or, in this case, a single special edition collectible pornament for a winner. A sci-fi writer pal who actually reads and understands my work... a very cool guy who took me up on a challenge and was the first to respond by Facebook posting a photo found on my website of a former pornament party surprise package. 
Yep. There's more where Yoda came from.

Thanks Steven, for putting me back in the craft room. Glad you like it!