Showing posts with label chiropractor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chiropractor. Show all posts

Friday, July 27, 2007

Being right about someone's ass can be fulfilling.

My husband says I should be happy. Usually being right makes me very, very happy. In this case, i should be doubly happy, because not only was I right, I was proven right by a DOCTOR.

My husband has no ass.

It's true. The chiropractor, an ex- trainer for the San Francisco 49's and former champion body builder has confirmed:
My husband has no ass.

*wrings her hands in glee* as she devises monstrously painful glute exercises...