I can't write this without smiling. Or without wishing I was back in the sand. I need a beach house. Preferably one without maintenance, and one with a cute French dude who will repeat the word motorboat in his cute little accent all day long. as in, "Eet is ohkay, eef zee children cannot geet back to shore, EYE 'ave a mohterboot and eye will get zem een my mohterboot. Now, let me get un peu du vin."