Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Nov 27: 30 days of shoes

I never asked for a pony for Christmas. but I did ask for a kitten for 6 years straight.
I never got one.
Fast forward 18 years to a small house in Santee, CA where one of my 3 cats is having kittens.
Husband to be on phone: What do I do?
Me: I don't know. I never had kittens before.
HTB: Oh. Well, can't you leave work and come help her?
Me: I wish I could. But-
HTB: Oh no. She's walking around and blood is dripping everywhere. It's disgusting. She's ruining your carpet. Oh man, a kitten just fell out.
Me: We are so never having kids, you know.
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