1. He was boring.
2. He didn't understand the world.
3. He missed his calling.
4. He should have stayed in school.
5. He had a horrible memory.
6. He should have have toed the line.
7. He never made me laugh.
Your material will live on, but you will be missed by a world who needs to laugh at themselves every day.
5 comments:
I know. I loved his stuff.
He was unique and will be missed.
Heidi
Great post! I'm getting choked up.
This is absolutely tits.
My two favorites from him are the football (everything's "down"/baseball (who's up?") routine, and the one about saving leftovers: It makes you feel good twice. First, when you put it in the fridge you think "I'm saving food" and then when you throw it in the trash you think "I'm saving my life."
The guy had a knack for perceiving the details of our lives and reflecting them back to us in larger-than-life proportions.
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