Keyword Analysis, or For the guy who was looking for Elegant Milf Linda

You already know you can find everything on the internet.
Sometimes I think of three stupid words and put them together just to see where it takes me.
Type in beret, dwarf, skittles and you'll end up HERE.
where the author informs you:

While the Starburst may dwarf the Skittle in size, the Skittle, like Israel, is able to ward off its foe by utilizing highly trained and well equipped military units. These units compromise one of the most elite forces in the Candy Kingdom. The red Skittle is like a modern day Green Beret; tough, resilient, and hard. Yes, as noted by my counterpart, they have been known to get drunk and rowdy.

Yes. the internet is not only a source of amusement but also invaluable information.
So, to the folks that found my blog by typing in:

GOOD POOP, DR.OZ
SENSITIVE GUY
FAMOUS CRAZY PEOPLE
BITCHES
FEET, WEDDING
PORNAMENTS, SALE
RICHARD PETTY BOOTS
DOES TRAVELER'S INSURANCE SUCK
HOW TO SEND DEAD FISH ANONYMOUSLY

I say thank you and hope that you found what you were looking for, especially all you employees of Traveler's Insurance Company who are surfing the internet at work.

Sincerely,
Linda