If the sun is shining when you arrive, hit the beach immediately. You never know what tomorrow brings.
When someone wants to meet for a meal. Always say yes.
If a shopkeeper is trying to make her way back to her home country next month, you can negotiate 20% off sale prices of anything in her store.
Most people live in a bubble. Proudly carry a large supply of pins. Don't be afraid to use them.
Women in ten gallon hats who arrive at beach bars alone after dark, are probably bald. And horny.
Fish is good.
No matter how hard you try to separate life from fiction.... you can't.
And the best lesson from the beach?
There are a lot more beaches out there.
4 comments:
Well, you're not bald, but do you have the hat? :o)
I like the bubble lesson. I think I'll use that in my blogs "quotes" column.
Oh, a beach sounds lovely right here in the ass end of Winter in Iowa.
Hit the beach immediately sounds good to me under almost any circumstances.
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