When you don't know what to give for Christmas.

Give a dick to a dick.
Give something raunchy to a prude.
Give something unexpectedly funny to someone who needs a laugh.

First there was this. and then, there was THIS

Last year, I made this. which led to this year's duo: this
and still to be revealed: black santa before and after

Sure, I have a few more ornament ideas up my sleeve, don't worry.
Every year the ladies ask me where do you get all those tiny penises, and when are you going to start up your own p-ornament making business?

Because they all know at least one perfect recipient.